Good for a grin
Posted by Thomas Nephew on January 9th, 2009
- Whopper Sacrifice, Burger King’s Facebook Promotion: Delete 10 Friends For Free Whopper (Shea, HuffingtonPost) — “Burger King has created an application for Facebook that allows users to delete 10 friends in exchange for a free Whopper. Taking Klondike’s “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” motif to the next level, Burger King invites Facebook users to sacrifice 10 of their friends on the social networking site for a coupon for a free sandwich: “What would you do for a free WHOPPPER? Now is the time to put your fair-weather web friendships to the test. Install WHOPPER Sacrifice on your Facebook profile, and we’ll reward you with a free flame-broiled WHOPPER when you sacrifice 10 of your friends.” After all, what are friends for? Burger King Whopper is people!
- “Some Conservatives Fear Obama Advisers Lean Too Far Left” (Edroso, “alicublog”) — No! Hard to believe, but true, as the Post’s Carol Leonnig breathlessly reports: “Conservatives fear that some of these Obama transition advisers are too far left on the political spectrum.” This is funny on at least two levels, and probably more, but I mustn’t overexert myself.
- Thesis, Jim Henley, Unqualified Offerings”), in its entirety — “Only conspiracy theories can explain why Harry Reid, the most inept parliamentarian there ever has been or ever could be, has a job. Discuss.” For a more in-depth mockery, see Jane Hamsher, “I Want To Play Poker With Harry Reid.” I also agree with her that Reid has opened a can of worms that will probably never bother any Republicans, only Democrats. That would have bothered me more once; I suppose I must remember third party candidates will also be victims when they’re elected once in a blue moon.
- Bush Farewell Tour: Great Personality, Works Out Regularly, Doesn’t Overthink Things. Couldn’t We Have Just Slept With Him Once And Been Done With It? (Doghouse Riley, “Bats Left Throws Right”) — Part of a magisterial review series about all the little stuff Bush got away with that we forget now because it’s buried under tons of big stuff wreckage. Here’s Riley on the recent AP puff piece on Bush:
…you have, at the end of the Bush Presidency, The Associated Press trying to construct a legacy out of the exact same nonsense it, and much of the rest of the Mass Market Press, tried to construct a President out of in 2001–but, on the other hand, it does so with an enviable efficiency I couldn’t even have dreamt of.
He’s a fast-moving, phrase-mangling Texan who stays upbeat! [paragraph one] He relaxes by clearing brush! He gives people nicknames! [paragraph two] He likes punctuality, and stays optimistic! [three] Demands punctuality. [six; the cupboard's damned empty already, apparently] Early to bed, early to rise! [seven] A sixth sense about other’s preparation! [eight, nine] Reads the Bible! Works out! Challenges Secret Service men to keep up! Competitive! Likes to be in charge! [ten]
Hates being interrupted by cellphones. [eleven] (Okay, so there’s a little bit of good in almost everybody. M[*%$@#*]r could have banned the goddam things after 9/11, then, but did he? We ban shampoo, box cutters, and corkscrews, give duct tape and plastic a bad name, turn emergency preparedness into a sick joke, and allow the importation of children’s toys built out of radioactive strontium, but free-range idiots can still stand immediately off your left shoulder in the supermarket check-out line and discourse on real estate, soccer practice, and the results of last week’s Pap smear in a voice more appropriate to attracting help while trapped in an elevator, and with impunity, yet.)
- When a Woman Isn’t in the Mood: Part I (Dennis Prager, “Townhall.com”) – Oh. My. God. Part One!??? Oh. My. God. Via Edroso, whose summary may suffice.



