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Good for a grin — sh*tpile bailout edition

Posted by Thomas Nephew on September 24th, 2008

# BushCo Speech Leaked (eRobin, “Fact-esque”) — THE PRESIDENT: My fellow citizens, at this hour, American taxpayers are in the early stages of an financial investment plan to aid the billionaires of Wall St., to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger.

# The Bush-Paulson Bailout Plan (The Editors, Poor Man Institute) —

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN: I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

# buymyshitpile.comWith our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their “distressed assets”, i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we’d give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government. We need your help and you need the Government’s help!

# I’ve been honored with a link by Fast Paydya Loans Now! (Tagline: “Payday Loans Quick Reply No Faxing Bad Credit Ok): Random Feed wrote an interesting post today on [blank] Here’s a quick excerpt

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