ONN: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
Posted by Thomas Nephew on February 27th, 2008
ONN: Mr. Kenilworth, this was [eyes narrowing] quite a mistake.
DIEBOLD SPOKESMAN ERNIE KENILWORTH: We at Diebold would like to formally apologize to all of our shadowy puppet masters. This will not happen again. Please have mercy on us.
ONN: Do you think people will still even vote in this election?
KENILWORTH: We certainly hope they will. This country is based on the fantasy that the government is the voice of the people. Going through the motions of voting and keeping the kingmaker dealing secret is central to our culture.
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EDIT, 2/27: My own shadowy masters inform me the word was “puppet” not “public”; please have mercy on me.
UPDATE, 2/29: Looks like I’m not the only one who noticed this.




February 27th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
“… shadowy puppet masters …” (I think).
Another brilliant bit from those wacky pseudo-Wisconsinites.